Hippie

This was once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about most everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the 2000s with some dumbass shit about autism. Today they’ve updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, solely listen to country music, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by their holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They don’t realize that despite new look, these toothless folks are just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.