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Hoody is no longer a virgin. This was shouted through the streets of Clydebank a few days ago. Bells rang.... angels cried golden tears of infinity and God cast his steely gaze over this putrid version of humanity and boomed "Finally, the day has arrived. It all began many many years ago in the garden of Eden. The universe was build for one reason and that reason was HINLAV. I have completed my journey, it all must end... tonight" Roars of imploding stars filled the universal mind, matter and gravity played out a final symphony of despair and finally decayed into the womb of finite return. A whole singing choir of dead children rose from the ashes and burst forth from the glass. An empty vessel showed the world why it must slowly agonize over every second of every mistake that spawned from it's very own virus. A submerged idea of torture pushing every soul to see it's obscene thoughts through a magnified uterus of hate. Above, angels ran naked, tore their wings off in playful delight and execreted fragments of despair from their cunts. A yellow cloud ate the blue sky and a wingless seraph rode comets with reins of skin and membrane howling in the throws of termination. The malignant spire of unrelenting bereavement drove towards my heart. The death of God was not heard in heaven or earth. No madman ran into the streets to proclaim the passing of the almighty. My eyes filled with bright obliteration. I stood there for days muttering "HINLAV..... OH CHRIST HINLAV" Hoody lay on the sweat soaked covers and wiped himself with his sock.....

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed
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Review by Mario Alberto A.

as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario

Mario Alberto A.Dec 22

This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.

Jerry K.Dec 22
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Review by Ana job w.

Too inappropriate

Ana job w.Dec 21

Item came at appropriate time in good condition.

Matthew K.Dec 21
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epic

deez n.Dec 20

Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.

Robin C.Dec 20
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It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

Noah M.Dec 20
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i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire

joe m.Dec 20

Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!

Stephen I.Dec 20
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It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

Noah M.Dec 20
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Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.

yodaDec 19

Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.

Thomas D.Dec 19
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so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole

TreDavis M.Dec 18

Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.

STEPHAN M.Dec 18
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Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!

Saya E.Dec 17
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The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across

Boluwatife Dec 16

Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.

Frank S.Dec 16
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I love my mug! 💘

Angelina S.Dec 16
Review by gay a.

the photo is all you need to know.

gay a.Dec 16

It’s pretty damn cool

Antonio O.Dec 16
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