Hillbilly
Lives on a hillside. As stubborn and rude as a Nubian buck when his does are in heat.Always yelling at folks about Jesus but gets his/her info about Christianity from watching TV preachers when he/she is spun out on Meth at all night drug taking parties. He/she plays porn 24/7 drinks Coors light silver bullets by the half case smokes Marlboro's all day. Siphons gas out of the neighbors car when the poor guy is too tired to get out of bed. Has Army Navy Marines stickers on his Jalopy that he/she bought at the Army navy surplus yet was never in the Army Navy or Marine. Probably can't find anymore veins to shoot dope in so has his/her pal shoot dope in the veins in the neck. Goes to 12 step meetings claiming 20 years sobriety but just slammed a pint of Vodka and washed in down with half a bottle of Scope mouthwash before the meeting. Etc. Nickname like Papa Smurf.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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