highschool
buckle up and enjoy this ride.. i’m going to tell you what goes on in highschool. The four years you are in highschool are supposedly your best times of your life. i beg to differ. It is hell waking up every morning at 5 am then going to school from 7-3. As soon as you get home your mentally and physically exhausted. the home work SUCKS. Friday nights are the best parts. Every friday night highschool kids hang out with their friends, get drunk, hookup with too many ppl, etc. Once school starts back on monday everyone is hungover and miserable then the whole process starts over again. Highschool kids LOVE the beach. They always talk about how they want it to be summer and how they are craving summer. Mostly because they want to get wasted and fucked at the beach with all the hot guys. In highschool everyone bullies the underclassmen but it’s fine bc the older students had to deal with it freshman year so it’s just routine. Don’t spend highschool with negative people. If you wanna be a hoe and have sex do it. If you wanna be a druggie and do drugs do it. Highschool is the time of you life for everything besides academics so enjoy it🍻
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
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