High School
A place that isn't as bad as it sounds. As long as you have a good group of real friends, and get decent grades in your classes, you should live, and come out unscarred. Have fun, but remember these crucial rules: 1. if you get a boyfriend/girlfriend make sure you don't cheat on them, and if you date someone who is lower on the 'food chain' then you, so what? as long as you actually like them it doesn't matter. if anybody says anything, just shrug and say "whatever" it'll show that your not a sheep who will be influenced by them, and that you do what you want, which is something they will look up to, and they will respect you for it. 2. Make sure you have a good group of friends, don't pick people based on how they look, how popular they are or anything, base it on the important things you based it on when you were young; do you have fun with them? do you actually like this person? can you trust them? will they help you solve your problems if you have them? 3. don't be fake - many people will be nice to your face, but then behind your back they will say horrible things, don't be one of them, because it will get back to whoever you talk about, and they will be angry, don't act like a person's friend basically, be honest, if they think your mean, just say 'Im not mean, im honest.' at least your not a lying two faced bitch that way, just an honest person. 4. dont lie about anything important. if your teacher asks you where is your homework, go ahead and say 'i left it at home' thats not too important, and you can quickly do it later that night and hand it in the next day. But if somebody asks you to find out if theyre crush likes them back, and you find out they don't like them back, don't tell the person they do. Thats just mean. youd rather be labeled as honest remember?:P 5. Populars will be populars, dorks will be dorks, you will be you. Populars will always be invited to all the parties, and be well known in the school, dorks will never be invited to any parties and half of them will be majorly picked on, while the others hardly anybody knows they exist. You, whoever you are, will always be you, don't change that, because someone will always see through it, and know your just a poser, and thats lame - be yourself, its the best choice, and you'll find your real friends, and be much happier with yourself. As long as you follow these rules, you will live.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
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