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being high is probably one of the funnest things you can do. you simply cannot deny that if you smoke. if you don’t smoke, don’t continue to read this. you will not comprehend anything you are about to read. --- when you are high, your life becomes so much more vulnerable to fun and excitement, the littlest things become too entertaining to describe. --- t.v. is always so much more entertaining when under the influence of marijuana; for example: music videos always seem SO much more amazing. random, annoying t.v. shows that normally seem irritating and scripted, such as maury or jerry springer, all of a sudden seem SO enthralling and intense. you also discover what shows and movies were written by people whom were high. every show has someone who 'looks like someone you know'. you discover that a black women's restriction to beating their boyfriend’s ass is to bounce their knees up and down on their chair real quick and bob their head around a lot and swear and wave their arms. they also repeat sentences or numerous words over and over again. like, 'oh you already know, you already know'. background music in commercials are incredibly fun to dance to. it all sounds like techno for some reason. shows like family guy and movies like half baked finally make SO much sense. matter of fact, so does a lot of other things. --- eating is always much more pleasurable, every food seems exotic and foreign in taste. eating seems to bring down your high though, and makes it seem much shorter. you may discover not eating makes your high seem SO much longer. you consume things you normally never would have, and wonder how you lived without it. every food you can't stop eating is automatically you're legit 'munchie food' --- you recall past memories from your childhood that you hadn't thought about in years. you know you're high when you do random little jigs to yourself. houses you’ve rarely been in are especially fun when you’re high. almost everyone goes through the ‘laughing fit’, where you laugh so hard over absolutely nothing that your insides are completely sore. this is rare after a long time of smoking, though. an intense feeling of confusion inserts into your brain and you find simple things like rainfall to be ridiculously hard to understand and interesting. being your complete self doesn't seem that hard to do anymore. there’s almost always a permanent smile on your face, it’s hard to make it go away, even while your preparing the 4 bags of tostitos to make nachos for 2. you have consistent 'revelations' and try your hardest to explain what you found out. everyone, and everyTHING, you see, ‘knows’ you’re high, from your younger brother who walked by and said ‘what’s up’ to the squirrel you had to pass by on the way back inside. you spray every febreeze, axe can, and perfume bottle you see on everyone and everything you feel smoke smell is evaporating off of. not a lot seems to be bothering you anymore, and tomorrow seems light-years away. you just want to live for the moment. insignificant, diminutive noises, such as birds chirping, seem very loud and unnoticed before that very moment. --- when you are high, music sounds overall godlike. parts or solo's in songs occur, but you've never once heard of them before. being high made you listen. dancing comes as natural as breathing. strobe lights/and or black lights always enhance your dancing mood. --- be careful when amongst parents or other weed-hating people, it may be very obvious you are under the influence of such grand highness. your eyes will be very glossy, almost looking like that of a doll. they are also slightly tinted red, a dead give away. not to mention how tired and squinty they will be. the smell of weed smoke doesn’t last as long as that of a cigarette’s, but it is still always good to spray and maybe use a few eye drops. --- most common terms for weed consist of: ‘pot’ ‘bud’ ‘maryjane’ ‘grass’ ‘trees’ ‘ganja’ and obviously plenty of others --- remember, this fascinating plant came from this earth, and it’d be a tragedy to waste it’s valuable recourses. blaze on!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great mug, 100% recommend it for all family members! Best gift I’ve ever received!!!
It was so easy to order - and I could play with the syntax of the definition to get it just right. All of this was easy. And quite soon it arrived and is perfect.
Love it!! So true!!
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The printing, the Word and it's definition -- were not quite what I expected. And the same word definition ordered on two different mugs, and yet each was described / defined differently.
Augustine would love the mis-spelling It should be Augustine's Laws. A great book - every engineer, programmer, project and programme manager should read. Based on experience of Defence and Space projects, and with lots of real data to support the tongue-in-cheek advice, it really has more value than all the System Engineering books I've never read. Can't wait to get a mug.
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very good product, i drink my coffee out of it every single morning. a tiny little itty bitty problem i have with it though, is that every time i drink anything except for coffee out of this mug it barrates me for having bad taste. makes me very sad, honestly. i didnt know cups could talk, but appearently i have been proven wrong. i would really appreciate it if you could start double checking if your cups are possesed by melicous spirts who like to insult you! except for that, great product!!
The workmanship of the product was excellent, and packaging for your delivery of this fragile item, a coffee mug, was appropriately safe. Nice job all around. Thank you.
It's the best mug in the history of mugs.
love it
excellent customer service. i gave the wrong address and they got it here quick.
This was easy to order although I wish the preview pics showed the next on both sides once you finish customizing. But I appreciated that if the text doesn't fit they email you and ask what you want it to say. Came out great and I can't wait to give it as a gift
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I love How I can order a cup with one of my favorite words
Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.
Sent to a friend. He loved it!
I can't stop putting weird things on the cup I love this website 😆
Purchased this for my fiancé. One night watching TV, she blurted out the word "kaputnik." We laughed so hard. Never dreamed it was an actual word. Now, we know better. LOL
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