HieroCunck
A HieroCunck is an occult grifter who appoints themselves as the divine gatekeeper of esoteric wisdom—not by mastery, but by monetization, ideological policing, and strategic ghosting. They don’t just sell courses—they sell the illusion of gatekeeping the sacred. They speak in riddles, charge in installments, and rule their PayPal temple like an archmage of a digital theocracy. They market themselves as the enlightened few, yet their entire empire is built on Dropbox links, unanswered emails, and 3,000-word Facebook screeds, bookshelf selfies, and tarot collection flexing. A Master HieroCunck: ✔ Turns divine knowledge into an infinite-tier business model. ✔ Claims ancient deities personally endorse their marketing strategy. ✔ Preaches liberation while enforcing strict ideological obedience. ✔ Polices the boundaries of “real” magic while blocking all criticism. ✔ Never engages in debate—only speaks in pronouncements. ✔ Ghosts students the moment they pay. ✔ Frames financial exploitation as “divine reciprocity” but offers no refunds. ✔ Has a devoted cult of sycophants who enforce their narrative for free.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
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You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
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