Menu

Share this page

hewlett front
Customize

hewlett

a wonderful and imaginary land where rich peeple and poor people live together in harmony. the rich people come from the east and the poor people come from the west and the middle classed peeple lie in between this whimsical world of dreams. the rich,poor and middle classed people integrate into the local high school,the heart and soul of this dreamland, where drugs from the poor people are sold to the rich people and where hugs from the rich people are given to the middle classed people. where B.M.Ws, Porsches, Mercedes, Range Rovers, and Audis are driven by the rich, where bikes, skateboards and scooters are driven by the middle class,and where hand-me-down shoes and rusty old bikes are driven by the poor. in this land of unimaginable opportunities poor people grow up to be janitors and lawn mowers, middle classed people grow up to be teachers and nurses, and rich people grow up to be lawn mowing company owners, Doctors and lawyers. Many people have never seen a place like this, a place that even if you need a job and are broke, a rich pal will get his mom or dad to give you a job. a place where rich people wear Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle Outfitters, Gucci, Versace,Tommy Hillfiger, Ralph Lauren and many many more. a place where poor and middle classed people get a lot of the same clothes as the rich people but they are fake or bought at stores like T.J Maxx where reject clothes are sold. the land known as Hewlett has a harbor that is located in the rich people part, its said the water of this harbor is so enchanted with the gas of the motor boats that drive on it and the feces of the fish that die in it, that a few sips of this holy water will send you straight to hell. many people claim that there is no such thing as Hewlett but i know that it exists, i am a middle classed person! i have seen both sides of this land!!! the government cant cover it up any longer!!!!!! Dont believe anything they told you!!!!! if you build it they will come!!! head to the timony pop groves and jelly bean fields to see the merry light of broken sassy wings!!!! now do the shaka shaka boom throw up them clappies and sing to the lefty no-internet bunny bunny hairy johns!!!!! remember u need to belieeeeeeeve!!!!!! now go do as i say and one day you will see hewlett over the hills of gold and through the seas of hotgod flavored water!!!!!!! trust me everything ive said so far is true!!!!!

Checking text fit...
Text fits
Text may be too long -
Text may be too small -
Checking delivery...
Order in

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed
636
62
10
1
15
Review by Mario Alberto A.

as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario

Mario Alberto A.Dec 22

This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.

Jerry K.Dec 22
✓ Verified Purchase
Review by Ana job w.

Too inappropriate

Ana job w.Dec 21

Item came at appropriate time in good condition.

Matthew K.Dec 21
✓ Verified Purchase

epic

deez n.Dec 20

Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.

Robin C.Dec 20
✓ Verified Purchase

It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

Noah M.Dec 20
✓ Verified Purchase

i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire

joe m.Dec 20

Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!

Stephen I.Dec 20
✓ Verified Purchase

It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

Noah M.Dec 20
✓ Verified Purchase

Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.

yodaDec 19

Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.

Thomas D.Dec 19
✓ Verified Purchase

so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole

TreDavis M.Dec 18

Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.

STEPHAN M.Dec 18
✓ Verified Purchase

Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!

Saya E.Dec 17
✓ Verified Purchase

The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across

Boluwatife Dec 16

Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.

Frank S.Dec 16
✓ Verified Purchase

I love my mug! 💘

Angelina S.Dec 16
Review by gay a.

the photo is all you need to know.

gay a.Dec 16

It’s pretty damn cool

Antonio O.Dec 16
✓ Verified Purchase

Review Details

Pro Customization

Create unique products with your own words and definitions

Live Preview

Front Preview
Back Preview

Personalize Your Design

Checking text fit...
Text fits
Text may be too long
Text may be too small

Debug: Product Metadata

KeyValue (click to copy)

Return Policy

Made Just For You

Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.

Defect-Free Guarantee

If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.

Custom Orders

Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.

Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.

Tap here to close
Swipe to navigate • Pinch to zoom

Share this product

Size Guide

Your Security Matters

Powered by Stripe

Your payment information is encrypted and processed securely by Stripe, trusted by millions of businesses worldwide.

PCI DSS Compliant

Our payment providers meet the highest standards of payment security set by the Payment Card Industry.

Your Data is Protected

Urban Dictionary never stores your credit card details. All transactions are encrypted using industry-standard SSL technology.

Quality Production

Products are made-to-order with quality materials at global facilities to reduce shipping time and environmental impact.

Your trust is our priority. If you have any security concerns, please contact our support team.

Free Shipping Worldwide

Loading shipping information...

No hidden fees, no surprises at checkout

Order Placed

Your custom product joins today's batch if you order in Your custom product joins today's batch

Made On-Demand

Printed at the closest facility to reduce shipping time from facilities in North America, Europe, Asia & Australia

Free Shipping

Your package ships to your door at no extra cost

Delivered

Estimated delivery Arrives in 5-10 business days

Times vary by location. Products are custom-made to reduce waste.

🤖

Shopping Assistant

AI-generated responses. Verify claims.
Conversations may be monitored.