Henry
Hi Henry. I don't know if you like me too or not. I can't express my love for you because i'm too shy to show it,when we look at each other i feel so nervous, and i cannot moved. Your eye is so beautiful, and when you're lookin' at me it feels so thrilling. The way you smile is so perfect, i hope someday you'll give me that smile when you're happy to me.Even when i'm going to sleep, i always think of you and worry about you.I kept praying for you, for your future,for your dreams,for your family,for your health,for your future girlfriend and future family and when i'm sleeping every night sometimes i am dreamin' about you, and when i woke up and remember my dreams, suddenly i'm saying to myself that "I hope it was all true or it will happen in the future".I know i'm not your type of woman,but I couldn't restrain myself from loving you.... You are also so humorous and i liked that personality of yours.I'm here for you even if i'm just like a little piece of paper for you. I just want to know that you are loved by God,by your family,by your friends or bestfriends and by me. I just want you to study hard but not stressing yourself, keep up on pursuing your talents, i'm here i'll always support you silently. And that's all thank you.I Love You!! (my nose is bleeding, sorry for my grammar b'coz i'm not good in english, but i try my best to wrote this) I hope you can read this.Bye.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
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