Hells Bells
Hells bells is moring glory flowers made into a tea DO NOT TRY EVER! i did hells bells i was at a skate park i drank the drink they told me it would take an hour to kick in it hit me in ten minutes i blacked out. i started puking. i thought i was drawing on the ground with a piece of chalk but in reality there was already a drawing there and i thought i was drwing it. when i was blackedout a childrens hocky game started going on. 8 parents called the cops on me. me and my best friend were taken to the hospital. i had a 10% chance of living. they pumped my stomach. i was in the hospital for 3 days. i thought my iv was my bellybutton ring. my mothers name is susie and i was calling her rachel and i didnt no who she was and i was telling her to get the fuck out of my hospital room. i thought i had my laptop in my lap and that i was on myspace. i thought my hospital bed was a window i had to climb out of to get out of the hospital. at one point i thought i had to pee so a cop took me to the bathroom i didnt no how to pee and i just got naked. and finally when i got home my dad asked me so kylee what did u do this weekend i said ohh i was just at the skate park. i had no memory of any of it what so ever. i didnt realize what had happend untill i saw the hospital braclet.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
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