Helioxide
Pronounced (Heal-E-oxide). It's a molecule composed of one atom of helium and one atom of oxygen (HeO). Helioxide is a liquid. Helioxide is a colorless, tasteless, odorlrss drinkable volatile liquid which lowers the freezing point of your blood. Helioxide can be consumed to prevent frostbite. Helioxide is like antifreeze, but as safe as water. Helioxide is fully soluble in water. Helioxide is completely harmless to your hair, skin, eyes, and if swallowed even in large amounts. This liquid is non toxic and non corrosive. Helioxide is tasteless, odorless, and colorless. Helioxide does not mess wit your brain or central nervous system. Helioxide does not get you high. The specific heat for helioxide is 0.95 calories per gram per degree celsius. The boiling point of helioxide is 86.13 degrees celsius. The freezing point of helioxide is -103.88 degrees celsius.The density of helioxide is 0.70 grams per milliliter. Helioxide does not dry hair or skin. Helioxide has pretty much the same viscosity as water. A 35% aqueous solution of helioxide by volume freezes at about -35 degrees celsius.
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as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
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Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
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