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A sexual act usually consisting of 3 people. Two regular size people one male and one female and one midget(usually male)and a goat. All human partners cover their bodies in bacon grease. When all are covered the regular size male inserts the midgets head into his female partner's anus (It is recommended that she is bent over). At this point the midget squeaks creating a vibrating sensation in the woman's rectum. The male still holding the midget up at this point then grabs the goat and mounts it. The mounted goat may kick or may not depending of course on how furiously it is mounted. The male then gently lays the midgets rear down in front of the goat's mouth his head still inserted in the woman's anus. The midget now getting it's anus licked by the goat begins to squeak more making the woman truly satisfied. The male having already inserted his penis into the goat begins singing the theme song from charles in charge. Finally the male ejaculates on the goat. The woman releases a steady stream of fecal matter onto the midgets head, the goat stops licking the midget. The midget then pop's his head out of the woman, every inch of the midget's head and parts of his left shoulder covered completely in feces.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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anonymous ..Mar 15

Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!

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Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.

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I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!

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my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss

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I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !

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We really like our cup!!!

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Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!

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Review by Cary B.

Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.

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I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome

Jane s.Mar 11

It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.

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Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!

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The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.

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Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting

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Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.

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Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!

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Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!

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