hedge monkey
Usually found at the free party, wearing either a dark hoody or some variation of hippy clothing made from 'hemp' or whatever. The Hedge monkey won't make any sense if spoken to, instead they will blurt out a mish-mash of random words all muddled together before laughting a little, pulling a rediculous contorted face, swaying a bit and taking a swig from the spliff in their left hand and trying to smoke the can of special brew in their right. It is not uncommon to see crusty lumps of ketamine amalgomated with snot on the hedge monkeys nose. A hedge monkeys hair is usually home to many animals and used as a home by local birds and cats. Hedge monkeys have their own dance, a strange repetitive forward-backward motion, like you'd imagine an insane person to do. usually to psy-trance, techno, acid tecnho, gabba etc...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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