heartogram Mug
H.I.M. and Bam Margera do NOT own the heartogram. They don't. Don't get me wrong, I love H.I.M, Bam's okay, but they don't own the heartogram. They can't, you can't own a sign, not even if you made it up. It can show up anywhere, you can't make the world not use it. Okay, on to the actuall definition, a heartogram, is the sign of love, and hate, or life and death. This reminds me of something I read in Harry Potter. Neither can live while the other survives. There can't be death without life, there can't be evil without good. The heartogram is a combination of a heart, and a pentagram, which the wiccans wore, they beleived the universe is made up of five elements (note the 5 points on the pentagram), fire (pointing down), earth, spirit (pointing up), water, and air. This is the same sign 'devil worshipers' ware, but PAY ATTENTION to this next part. IT DEPENDS WHICH WAY IT'S POINTING!!!!!!! NOT all people whom wear the sign are worshiping evil, if the point is down, they are, on top there would leave earth, and fire, BUT if there is only one, and it's on top, that means they're a good person. So don't go off making a fool of yourself, pay attention to the points. If you don't, I hope you like trash cans.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
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