Haydn
Haydn is the kindest, most friendly guy you will ever meet. He’s of a heart of gold and is always reaching out to people to see if they are okay. He is always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. Once you become friends with him, he will never leave your side. He’s one of those friends you never forget. If you’re lucky enough to be his gf though, congrats. You are set for life. He will take care of you like no one has ever done. He will have your back, care for you, and love you with all his heart. He will make you happier than you’ve ever felt before because he genuinely cares about you as a person. If you ever leave him, you best shoot yaself because you just made the biggest mistake of your life. Good luck finding someone like him again, because you won’t. Anywho, on top of all this, he’s drop-dead gorgeous! His eyes are the most beautiful shade of golden brown, and when the sun hits them, they twinkle like stars. He’s got the warmest smile that’s bound to make anyone’s day brighter. There’s just no one better than him, so cherish him and never take him for granted. Haydn is one in a trillion.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
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