Havecore Mug
Havecore is not something tangible that you can see or touch. It will not attend a single lecture or leave its room at all. It is the smug *chef's kiss* gesture made by Sylvia Plath as she cooks her head. It is laughing so much. It is a rough, beautiful, emotional tale about an older Gary. It can be for sex, oh. It is the Most Sticky! It is the letter E, the last letter in 'ecstasy'. It is zero books, zero friends. It is playing Hole. It always fills me. It is the loudest that I can scream. It is a 5 hour philosophy lesson about a plane crash in Nepal. If it were to come up against any particular difficulty at all, it would kill itself. It is about to take a shit. It is the air of casual elegance that possesses you as you lounge in the manner of a Classical aristocrat while a photo is being taken. It is the most mentally unstable person you've ever met. Poggers! It is become drunk, driver of car. It plays county for the Middle East. It is the knowledge bestowed upon my friend by the Egyptian gods in a dream. Like Game of Thrones, it has a queer problem. It might be, tell him no. It is OUR SUPERSTAR STAFF. It is Wayru. It is unironically homophobic. It is not. It has been forgiven by the LGBTQ+ community. When life gives you lemons, you'll always Have the Core. And if nobody got me, I know the Havecore got me.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
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