Havecore Mug
Havecore is not something tangible that you can see or touch. It will not attend a single lecture or leave its room at all. It is the smug *chef's kiss* gesture made by Sylvia Plath as she cooks her head. It is laughing so much. It is a rough, beautiful, emotional tale about an older Gary. It can be for sex, oh. It is the Most Sticky! It is the letter E, the last letter in 'ecstasy'. It is zero books, zero friends. It is playing Hole. It always fills me. It is the loudest that I can scream. It is a 5 hour philosophy lesson about a plane crash in Nepal. If it were to come up against any particular difficulty at all, it would kill itself. It is about to take a shit. It is the air of casual elegance that possesses you as you lounge in the manner of a Classical aristocrat while a photo is being taken. It is the most mentally unstable person you've ever met. Poggers! It is become drunk, driver of car. It plays county for the Middle East. It is the knowledge bestowed upon my friend by the Egyptian gods in a dream. Like Game of Thrones, it has a queer problem. It might be, tell him no. It is OUR SUPERSTAR STAFF. It is Wayru. It is unironically homophobic. It is not. It has been forgiven by the LGBTQ+ community. When life gives you lemons, you'll always Have the Core. And if nobody got me, I know the Havecore got me.
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My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
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