Harry Taylor
Harry Taylor is a very quiet kid who sits at the back of the class beating his chicken till its raw, he has greasy hair because he baths in petrol cause he is crooked and thinks it smells good. In his spare time he will beat up his brothers and sisters and take the mick out of his mum for being an asshole and neglecting Harry as a small child, he likes to stare at other kids because he is a fat nonce and likes them young, he only washes 1 every decade and only washes in Jordan Harold David inch and his primitive brother leftover Bath water, he stashes his cum socks behind his bed for later use even though they are stinky. He will eventually dismiss everyone from school but not by the clock by the glock becuase we all know where neglected kids come to. He likes to lock up small children in a closet and make them do dirty things to forfill his fetishes, he hardly leaves the house becuase he is a lonely sad noncy cunt bag, I hope this made him cry cause no one cares about the lonley kid who looks up Mr Lockeys trousers on a daily, his parents have bare cancer styll and he laughs at them and makes them feel bad about them selfs and what a kind of life they have had in a shitty 1 bedroom council house in pan estate.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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