Harrison High School (hhs)
Don't we all hate how excited we all get for the football team to lose almost every game against our nemesis, Rye? We haven't won in 10 years, we should call back THOSE millennials to see what they think of our ultimate failure. The lunch is either terrific or you would rather not eat at all. Our Social Hierarchy: 1. Seniors are above all, duh 2. Rich kids with wannabe attitudes and paid scholarships to any school they wanna go to, but always text eachother in class. 3. DownTown kids, who know that if they don't do something amazing in high school, they won't get into college. They all hang out at the Public Library. 4. Band geeks: Didn't a girl just get into college for playing a saxophone??? 5. There are the snobby druggies who can only be friends with other druggies(emo people) 6. and then there are genuine human beings who can actually get boyfriends because they are pretty, athletic, rich, smart, nice, and everyone envies them. Girls wanna be 'em, and guys wanna be with 'em. The upperclassman can be rude assholes because they either bully the lower-classmen or become genuine people who had awesome glow-ups. The assholes somehow made passing by a piece of wood, really annoying when they're all blocking the passageway to PE (which is just an excuse to get the kids moving, but they usually just skip so you can finish your homework somewhere else.) and supposedly any kids who do sports can opt. out, but only if you're an upperclassman... OF COURSE.
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