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the main college in harlow town, knife crime is so bad they had to hire an external security company, cantine prices are extortionate, the lady with the curly hair and glassess at reception is rude and dismissive (coulda put a better person as the first impression of the organisation) the students are generally rude and obnoxious, no mannors in sight. male students openly cat call female students and nothing effective is done about it even when reported by them or others. dont waste your time or money here. buildings are bland and depressing despite recant rennovations that disrupted many puples learning. ipads given to students are in poor condition, for refrence it took 3 weeks after term start for me to get one wich had a significant impact on my learning . most equiptment is old and looks like its been there sinse it was built in the 1980s. some of the buildings are unfinished or in terrible condition with exposed piping, broken windows and chipped walls, there is one corodor where there is clear water damage on the ceiling and a hole in the floor that has been poorly patched up with chip board where sombody fell through it. im not joking. electrical devices havent been tested since 2012 (from what ive read on labels). if your thinking "im just there to do the exams then leave" one exam i was sitting took 3 hours after the designated start time to begin and after all that the next day they lost a peice of it. dont make the same mistake coming here that i did.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea

tommyMay 19

I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb

potato p.May 17

This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.

Joel K.May 17

I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.

Peter A.May 17
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Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)

John G.May 16
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Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.

Pat P.May 16
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BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.

GETRC45CG4T X.May 16

Just what I expected! Thank you!

H P.May 16
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I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!

Lesko B.May 15

This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion

Manley P.May 14
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Review by Chanda J.

It's perfect!! Thank you!

Chanda J.May 13
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My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!

Walter W.May 12

I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.

Debra I.May 11

I loved it! Excellent quality!

Barbara W.May 10
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I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"

Suzanne Z.May 9

Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

ToryMay 9
Review by Fredric C.

It’s great to be able to create your own mug.

Fredric C.May 7
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My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.

geet A.May 7

I love to put my lips on this in the morning

Macks N.May 6

this mug got me hard

quandale dingles brother l.May 6

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