Hardcore
Aight guys This is how to be hardcore Girls,wear your hair more to one side than the other,and dye it some other color in a random place Guys just have it in your face. It doesnt matter how you do it Get a myspace/facebook and say hardcore stuff on it like: "Im not trying to please you,go away" Wear glasses even if you dont need them. Be random. Random=hardcore BE DIFFERENT. Even though you dress and act like every other typical teenager,you ARE different because you like rainbows. Girls,be bi. Guys,be bi curious. Get odd piercings and tattoos. (or say you're going to,that's also hardcore) Put periods at the end of everything you say. Get a bf/gf and after two weeks say you're in love them Starve yourself when you're depressed. (Okay you can have that granola bar real quick,just dont let anyone see it) "Accidentally on purpose" roll up your sweatshirt sleeves to reveal the cut on your arm,then roll it down real fast,but make sure people see it! Flip your hair out of your face even when it's not in your face. Blog that you're so misunderstood and you want to run away. Wear skinny jeans. Colored ones are a plus Girls,when you're taking a picture,you need to hold the camera up and hold one side of your head Guys take pictures where your hair's sweepish and you're smiling (do not show your teeth!) Wear Vans and Converse. AND FINALLY MAKE YOUR ROLE MODELS AUDREY KITCHING AND ALEX EVANS be afraid for our generation. BE VERY AFRAID.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
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