Harbor springs
A all white rich ass town that is only populated during the summer with rich kids. The only hood is the alley behind yummies the ice cream store and that alley is actually a nice garden. Every kid over the age of 13 has their own motorboat and drives it around all day blaring music and not doing shit. They tie their boats together in the middle of the harbor and post their “floatilla” all over their sc. these are the harbor point kids who own 4 story houses that cost more than 100x yours. They are wear lily Pulitzer and eat dinner at the harbor club every Monday night. Their moms are all blond tennis players who give their kids unlimited access to ice cream and flurries at the U21. In the fall the harbor point kids all go off to boarding school and spend the same amount of money on their dorm room as their tuition. The harbor point squad often wakes up at 5 to watch the sunrise and then takes 99999999 dsco and is obsessed with vsco. Their extended families are also huge with 50+ people who all have houses on harbor point and eat dinner together on Monday nights at one longggggg table at the harbor club. They ride their fancy bikes to kilwins to get 9$ small shakes and buy popcorn from the lyric without going to see a movie. Wardrobes include vineyard vines tees, lulu shorts, and birks and pura vida bracelets and raybans. All in all they are wealthy blond teens that ride around on bikes or their motorboats while moms play tennis at country clubs and dad is somewhere.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
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