Hannah Mug
This was Hannah circa 2009.... A girl who talks to trees and is friends with magical creatures & talking food such as her best friends horace the cupcake & maurice the ice cream! She claps at everything and she flaps her arms & hands like a wild bat who has eaten too many sherburt lemons. Day dreaming about Joe Jonas is her number one hobby and she wishes she could live in topshop with him forever and always! She hates miley cyrus with a passion and if asked about it she will go off on a big rant. Her biggest dream is to grow up and be just like david tennant. She once read the bible and was angered because God called her un-clean and said she was not alowed to touch anything or anyone during her period and if she did the person would have to wash in holy water! She would like to have a tea party with kate nash in the queens garden. She once said devon was a country and has also been stalked by a possesed cat. She use to do pilates until her dog humped her pilates ball. Owls are amazing to her and she has an owl pencil case! Once a bird of prey sat on her head, but nobody belives her!! She cried when the o.c ended. One time she had a french exchange boy but he was round and fat and spent his days ignoring her and looking at her underwear. Hannah is wild but wonderful. She has the most fabulous friends who are all beautiful, talented and just super spectacular so be jealous!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.