Hannah

This was Hannah circa 2009.... A girl who talks to trees and is friends with magical creatures & talking food such as her best friends horace the cupcake & maurice the ice cream! She claps at everything and she flaps her arms & hands like a wild bat who has eaten too many sherburt lemons. Day dreaming about Joe Jonas is her number one hobby and she wishes she could live in topshop with him forever and always! She hates miley cyrus with a passion and if asked about it she will go off on a big rant. Her biggest dream is to grow up and be just like david tennant. She once read the bible and was angered because God called her un-clean and said she was not alowed to touch anything or anyone during her period and if she did the person would have to wash in holy water! She would like to have a tea party with kate nash in the queens garden. She once said devon was a country and has also been stalked by a possesed cat. She use to do pilates until her dog humped her pilates ball. Owls are amazing to her and she has an owl pencil case! Once a bird of prey sat on her head, but nobody belives her!! She cried when the o.c ended. One time she had a french exchange boy but he was round and fat and spent his days ignoring her and looking at her underwear. Hannah is wild but wonderful. She has the most fabulous friends who are all beautiful, talented and just super spectacular so be jealous!