HANKED
hank /hei-nk/ verb + double applicative/ noun (Hanks, Hanking, Hanked, to pull a Hank, to Hank it, to Hank the sh*t out of it, Hank, Hankee) 1) Being engaged in a situation wherein the “Hank-er” attempts to conserve/save/ not spend as much currency as humanly possible. a. In a situation wherein one is “Hanked” the Hank-ee is usually denied some sort of funding. -That guy totally Hanked the waitress. -Oh I’m gonna Hank this salesman. -I’m Hanking it up this Vacation 2. To request complimentary gifts or ‘swag’ from one‘s offspring usually labeled with the place of her employment. -I totally got Hanked at Easter this year, I had to bring home extra stuff on Memorial day for everyone else to make up for it. 3.To hydrate oneself with an alcohlic beverage (usually Rum or Scotch) while being driven less than a half-mile. -I’m gonna Hank the sh*t out of this ride to Denise and Craig’s house. Pass the Scotch! 4.To refuse to do a job asked of one at one’s place of employment with little to no regard for consequences. -My assistant totally Hanked me! I asked her to get sandwiches for the meeting and she just stared at me and said “yeah... I’m not gonna do that.” 5. To decorate with animals one has killed and to flaunt said animal decorations to certain vegan houseguests. - My dad totally Hanked it when Lisa came over. She screamed when she woke up next to Boo Boo bear.
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The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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