Hamish Mug
An amazingly attractive guy. He's got dusty blonde hair, a little curly and sticks up off his head. He's got incredibly soft skin and beautiful green eyes that u get lost in. His smile lights up the whole world. His laugh is everything & u do everything u can just to hear it. His body..fuck. His lips are so soft & he's best kisser. He's passionate, sweet, kind, caring, funny, lovable, selfless, flawless, handsome and adorable. He gives the best hugs on the planet. Super easy to fall for. U'll want to be with him 24/7, even just to hang out or talk or cuddle. U'll start to fall in love with the little things. Like the way he'll look around to find you so he can wave goodbye. U'll live for the moment when he catches you staring and gives you a cheeky smile. The best feeling in the world - when u catch him staring at you. U'll smile so big that ur cheeks hurt, ur face will go red and ur stomach will feel like there's a million little butterflies in it all. Has the best manners and is so sweet. Just one look, smile or conversation will turn ur day from crap to amazing. The kind of guy that u imagine a future with. He'll make u smile and laugh 24/7. If ur lucky enough to date a Hamish and call him urs, keep him forever because u'll never find another like him. U'll want to spend every moment u can with him and he's super easy to fall for because he is literally perfect. Hamish is a living god.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
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