Hamish Mug
An amazingly attractive guy. He's got dusty blonde hair, a little curly and sticks up off his head. He's got incredibly soft skin and beautiful green eyes that u get lost in. His smile lights up the whole world. His laugh is everything & u do everything u can just to hear it. His body..fuck. His lips are so soft & he's best kisser. He's passionate, sweet, kind, caring, funny, lovable, selfless, flawless, handsome and adorable. He gives the best hugs on the planet. Super easy to fall for. U'll want to be with him 24/7, even just to hang out or talk or cuddle. U'll start to fall in love with the little things. Like the way he'll look around to find you so he can wave goodbye. U'll live for the moment when he catches you staring and gives you a cheeky smile. The best feeling in the world - when u catch him staring at you. U'll smile so big that ur cheeks hurt, ur face will go red and ur stomach will feel like there's a million little butterflies in it all. Has the best manners and is so sweet. Just one look, smile or conversation will turn ur day from crap to amazing. The kind of guy that u imagine a future with. He'll make u smile and laugh 24/7. If ur lucky enough to date a Hamish and call him urs, keep him forever because u'll never find another like him. U'll want to spend every moment u can with him and he's super easy to fall for because he is literally perfect. Hamish is a living god.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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