Haley
A young minded, sweet, incredible girl that has the whole entire world in front of her. She usually knows how to dress and is up on all the trends. Usually super hilarious and she doesn't even realize it. Haley's usually have a really nice body and a big booty. The type of girl that once you lose her she's gone. If you find a Haley you should keep her because if not she will move on. Usually has brown or blonde hair and is beautiful inside and out. People may make fun of her but she is always on her feet. Haley's are kind hearted and accept everyone. If you fuck with her you better watch out because she doesn't fuck around. She is a country girl at heart but dresses and acts like a city girl. Haley's usually like beaches and are super romantic. The type of girl to laugh at all your jokes. No matter what you say to/about her or how many times you try to knock her down she will just get back up and continue being her happy, loving self. Most Haley's are affraid to get hurt. An excellent cuddler, and make lack in height. If you fall for her be quick to try to get her because if not she will move on. If a Haley likes you don't let her leave because she most likely won't want you again, so if you get the chance to get with her go for it. Haley's are super flirtatious. A super smart girl and her #1 priority is her grades and her family.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
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