Hafswa
Hafswa: A person troubled by violent schizophrenia, multiple personality disorder, emotional instability and water bottle dependency. Befriending a Hafswa means befriending all 17 of her personalities as well. You'll never run out of people to talk to with her. The life of parties; the full package. Haunted by emotional instability, she finds herself in delusional behaviour thinking she is more stable than she is (and buying lots of water bottles) Her forehead has more hairs than money in her bank account; it's as baren as a desert and just as large as one. Snorlax? Well, clearly you've never met a Hafswa. Sleeping 25 hours a day, she is in expert in conserving energy. However, don't be fooled into thinking she is low maintenance. The times she happens to be awake, she loves to spend her precious seconds scrolling for more water bottles *add to cart* and skincare (that doesn't care). Ruining one word at a time in the English dictionary, she seeks y to redefine the indefinable and stutter every letter of the way. Nevertheless, she will maintain her position as objective and factual until her last breath. If you happen to run into one then take heed of this warning and RUN AWAY (because she's mine) Oh and never leave chocolate unattended in her presence. Good luck.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
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