Guyzee
A loud-mouthed dick who lives in an imaginary world where it is not only popular, but is also extremely sexually attractive. In reality, it has long since pissed off all his friends except for the ones who are just as delusional as it is and 99% of girls look upon it with pity and mild amusement most of the time except when the Guyzee is attempting to grab the nearest object he can get a hold of and shove it in her ass. A Guyzee is usually recognisable by it's distinctive walk which can only be describes as a gorilla with a stick up it's asshole and a basketball between its knees while holding it's arms as if it were an action man with fixed elbows. If you get close enough you will be able to smell the bullshit which comes from the mouth at frequent, regular intervals.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
BEST MUG EVER I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT THIS OUTSTANDINGLY AMAZING MUG THAT MY FRIEND GOT ME AS A "SPECIAL" CHRISTMAS PRESENT IF YOU KNOW HWAT I MEAN
Great idea. Nice mug and well proportioned
Im gay so love this mug
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Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout
It was hilarious and I loved it
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So funny and fun to share. Great gift
I have a persona/troll character on Roblox named: HaunCoolGamer, I bought this bc the actual definition of Haun totally fits Haun's brand.😎 10/10: Very epic.
sicko mode mug bought this, great mug. would recommend to friends
Good quality, not cheesy.
It’s an awesome mug
it's great get it with the definition of your b and make it cuteee
Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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