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You know you're Guyanese... When you go to International Pancake House and ask fuh Dhal & Roti. When the only word to describe somebody that can't dance is "Pagaley". When you spit in a tin can full of carbon, and shake it good before Lighting it up. And set fire to some kerosene soaked steel wool on clothes hanger for your home made fireworks. When you know what black sage is. When you invite your girl friend for a date at the cinema, and she bring the whole family. When you ask the shopkeeper to sell you 2 cigarettes instead of the whole pack. When you go to school with green mangoes and salt and pepper in your pocket. When you cover up the mirror when lighting flashing. When yuh best fren is yuh girlfriend bruther. when you know it's time to get up because you hear the first fowl cock in the morning... When you turn up at a wedding, uninvited, eat up dem food, and drink up dem rum. WHEN.... children want to be read a "nancy story" before they go to sleep. When you spout terms like last lick, anti man, mota bike, sweetie, patacake, buddy. When you go to the cake shop and buy salara. When you refer to all chewing gum as "Chico". When ya pick up ya date and put she pon the wood bar on ya three speed bicycle and ya all gon to Brown Bettie for ice cream. When you remember Good Friday as being quiet and the only thing you are allowed to wear is black, white or purple and eat only fish . You used to know at least one banna named Reds, or Coolie boy, or Dougla or Fat Boy, or Buck Boy, or Chinee. When you know what "gimme lil ting" mean ; ) When you know when not to touch the radio, because ya mother want to hear death announcements. When you know the difference between a "ginip" and a "jamoon". When you know a "cashew" to be a fruit and not a nut. When you spend Easter Monday flying your kite at the seawall . Yuh used to run after school fuh buy flutie cone crush, and snow cone with condensed milk . Yuh went to school wid at least one girl that had a big batty. When you ask for a buckta instead of underwear. When..your Air Jordan is a yattinboots... When ya see a drunk man ride he bicycle all the way home from the rumshop and fall as soon as he reach home. When you ask for directions and you're told to "go daside and tun lef, den go pass de coconut tree and jump ovah de trench and yuh reach
The Urban Dictionary Mug
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
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