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You know you're Guyanese... When you go to International Pancake House and ask fuh Dhal & Roti. When the only word to describe somebody that can't dance is "Pagaley". When you spit in a tin can full of carbon, and shake it good before Lighting it up. And set fire to some kerosene soaked steel wool on clothes hanger for your home made fireworks. When you know what black sage is. When you invite your girl friend for a date at the cinema, and she bring the whole family. When you ask the shopkeeper to sell you 2 cigarettes instead of the whole pack. When you go to school with green mangoes and salt and pepper in your pocket. When you cover up the mirror when lighting flashing. When yuh best fren is yuh girlfriend bruther. when you know it's time to get up because you hear the first fowl cock in the morning... When you turn up at a wedding, uninvited, eat up dem food, and drink up dem rum. WHEN.... children want to be read a "nancy story" before they go to sleep. When you spout terms like last lick, anti man, mota bike, sweetie, patacake, buddy. When you go to the cake shop and buy salara. When you refer to all chewing gum as "Chico". When ya pick up ya date and put she pon the wood bar on ya three speed bicycle and ya all gon to Brown Bettie for ice cream. When you remember Good Friday as being quiet and the only thing you are allowed to wear is black, white or purple and eat only fish . You used to know at least one banna named Reds, or Coolie boy, or Dougla or Fat Boy, or Buck Boy, or Chinee. When you know what "gimme lil ting" mean ; ) When you know when not to touch the radio, because ya mother want to hear death announcements. When you know the difference between a "ginip" and a "jamoon". When you know a "cashew" to be a fruit and not a nut. When you spend Easter Monday flying your kite at the seawall . Yuh used to run after school fuh buy flutie cone crush, and snow cone with condensed milk . Yuh went to school wid at least one girl that had a big batty. When you ask for a buckta instead of underwear. When..your Air Jordan is a yattinboots... When ya see a drunk man ride he bicycle all the way home from the rumshop and fall as soon as he reach home. When you ask for directions and you're told to "go daside and tun lef, den go pass de coconut tree and jump ovah de trench and yuh reach
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
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