Gurmukh Mug
Gurmukhs are athletic and knowledgeable and sometimes act shy and reserved but are really outgoing and crazy when you get to know them. They like computers and comics/superheroes just as much as they like sports, they are the best of both worlds. Gurmukhs will be there when you need them, but you have to be there for them at the same time. If you are lucky enough to be friends with a Gurmukh you are in for a wild ride. Once you meet him, you will never forget him. Gurmukhs are also quick on their feet and always have a come back ready for you..so be prepared. Sometimes Andrews have ego issues, they like to be the best and are extremely stubborn. They will make you laugh and make you cry, but you will always forgive a Gurmukh no matter what. Also, they like fast cars. And drifting. Gurmukhs will scare you shitless. If you ever meet a Gurmukh you will find out real quick that they are insanely hyper and visit the hospital a lot. Be ready you will probably be in a waiting room forever. If you ever date a Gurmukh he will act like he isn't a good boyfriend or isn't good at dating, but really he is amazing and is as close as a guy can get to perfect..as well as an amazing kisser. And most importantly if you ever fall in love with a Gurmukh you will always remember the time you spent with him because Gurmukhs will leave a mark on your heart that will never go away. Never let a Gurmukh go. You are insanely lucky to meet a Gurmukh.
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Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.