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First and foremost,...ITALIANS AND ONLY ITALIANS CAN BE A GUIDO! The REAL Guido is a rare thing these days. The real Guidos are in their 30's and 40's now. They were children of the 70's and 80's when the Guido movement was at its prime. Not like these wanna be jerk offs you see now. With that in mind,...theres a few things I need to get off my hairy chest: NO and I repeat NO Guido would EVER EVER wear the $hit these kids wear today. Ultra baggy jogging suits by Sean Jean, Roccawear and FUBU? (ESPECIALLY FUBU which Stands for "FOR US BY US" a black company, aimed at marketing to the black community,..HELLO,...They dont WANT us buying it and wearing it, and some ignorant wannabes keep buying them!) Were Italians,..not "wiggers" smarten up! In the 80's we wore Sergio T and Fila Jogging suits,..Now we wear $300 Genellis and Alan Stuarts. And The hats,..whats with the hats? Baseball hats tilted to the side? Another Wigger thing! Gimmie a Fu&king break! Guidos spend too much time on their hair to cover it with a gay "Von Dutch" hat. If your gonna wear a hat,..wear it normally,..have some class. Yes, we still swear gold chains, bracelets, pinky rings and watches. We dont wear our chains over our shirts,..we havent done that since the 80's! Yes its YELLOW gold, not white and we dont wear TRENDY platenium. Thats a fad,..Yellow gold is classy and timeless. Wearing platenium chains with giant crosses and other charms is stupid,..Dont do it In a few years,..when you look back at pics of yourselves,...with your crooked hat,..wigger clothes and jumbo chains you'll embarassed by that $hit. And you should be! Wannabe!

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf

John C. 2021-11-20

I thought this mug was a bear.

Me 2021-11-20

EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :))))))))

Anderson C. 2021-11-19

i shit in it

mommy m. 2021-11-16

I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug

taylor c. 2021-11-16

You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site

Suchart S. 2021-11-15

Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!

Joseph K. 2021-11-14
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My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!

Donna P. 2021-11-08
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Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!

Denise N. 2021-11-08
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I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.

Bryan C. 2021-11-04
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Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.

Louise W. 2021-11-03
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this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱

Addison 2021-11-02
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I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

Erica S. 2021-11-01
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Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!

Susan S. 2021-10-27
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Review by Joey H.

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.

Joey H. 2021-10-23
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these mugs are amazing. I can't

Rockey .. 2021-10-21

good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl

candice d. 2021-10-20

up ya bum

layla z. 2021-10-20

Wowzers

Wee Z. 2021-10-19

High quality finish

Ngalasa i. 2021-10-18

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