Greta
Greta is a beautiful girl. Usually a brunette with green eyes. She says she has a lot of acne but she only has a few blackheads. Buys tanning oils when she's literally an orange! Perfect wifey material. Can totally not keep a secret without telling her boy best friend. Their boy best friends name would usually be Mitch, James, Walters or Emelio. Hundred percent would never cheat. Greta is waiting for the perfect guy. Get's picked on for being one of the "boys". Everyone thinks Greta's a pick me although she just wants some more friends. If you find a Greta... KEEP HER! You will never find anyone nice, funnier or crazier than Greta. She has 3 sides. 1. A total Bitch 2. A fun awesome shy girl 3. Absolutely crazy flirty awesome funny girl. KEEP GRETA!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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