Gregory Ryan
The most white and generic name you will ever find. Nice guy and barely pulls his weight. Greg is the guy who will never study but will somehow pull off 72% to 89% on any math test. Talented dude and VERY aware of it. This is the type of guy who will spend hours practicing his moonwalk, only to be the only one to admire it in the mirror. A great friend and with a great laugh and sense of humour. Such a great friend that his girlfriend is almost his friend. Apart from his hair, moonwalk abilities, friendships and grades, Greg loves the theatre and SNL, a very bad mix when taking part in the school Talent Show. By far, the ABSOLUTE best thing about Greg is without a doubt, and I say this without hesitation and with the most honest opinion, that when confronted by Wonder Woman and her lasso of truth I would not lie, are his AMAZING, TRUSTWORTHY, LOYAL, NEVER-WAVERING, FOREVER SUPPORTIVE AND STUPENDOUS friends. Greg's truly outstanding entourage consists of the semi-Asian, (nerd) short guy, semi-Asian and semi-girlfriend girlfriend, the "not" couple: Strong (wo)man and brutally honest blondie, and the wimpy Italian with the white patch named after a dog from Paw Patrol. These people are truly the best friends a human could possibly have. I'll leave you with this question, does he really deserve them? Or should they replace him with the new guy from B.C.?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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