Great Britain, America's Mother.
Great Britain, the greatest, the proudest, one of the intelligent countries on earth. Britain: Invented Industrial Revolution, The Computer, The Worldwide Web. The British invented many inventions used by America. Britain: America decended from. 79% Of Americans have a British surname. Britain: Influences America in all ways, America name their cities after Britain. (New England) (New London) (Leicester) (Manchester) (Birmingham) (Redding) (Lancaster) Ect. Britain: Holds the worlds largest Empire of all time. Namely Rule Britannia. As this is fact, I believe many Americans hate the fact that such a small Island like Britain ruled 1/4 of the planet including their American land. America: Claim they "kicked our asses" in the war of Independence, (Revoltuinary war) but purposely forget to mention that they single handed couldn't defeat us. As long as they pray to who ever it is they pray to.. at nights, mornings, ect. and thank the French in their prayers they should be fine. The war of 1812, where the British defending Canada against American invasion. Britain: The winner. America: Always say "we saved your asses" in world war two. Now...to a certain extent, that is true...but, it wasn't America by themselves who saved the day. All three allied victory powers, (America) (Britain) and (Russia) were all vital. Russia defeated 75% of the German forces alone. Britain held it's own for a period of time and fought off the Nazi aircrafts with the RAF although outnumbered. Americans attacking from the Atlantic ocean would of been impossible. Americans needed Britains airbases to attack and invade Germany from. Along with further British Colonial reinforcements across the globe. (Royal Navy). America: Electrocutes people, Gasses them. America: Arrested for Jay-walking. America: Pays for Hospital treatment. Britain: NHS free healthcare. Britain: spreaded the most populer language on earth. America: Invent Sports such as American football. If you havn't heard of that sport, it's probably because only Americans play it. It's moreless a British game but with the body armor and helmits called Rugby where Americans got their idea from. Americans play Baseball, another British idea from a girls game called "rounders" which is infact Baseball but without the fancy gear that "Yanks" wear. Britain is by far the best Country in the world. I think Americans know this and the majority of them who actually do know this, no matter what the arrogant Yanks say, are very polight and respectable. America: Money, Power, But bad undereducated history classes. America: Think they're always right when they have the worse educational system on earth.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
this mug helped me in my deepest times. my son just learnt to poo and i couldnt finnd anything to wipe! :( THIS HELPED ME WIPE. the bois reccomended this and i truly love it. amazing piece. thank you for your time.
아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Wow! Outstanding mug! I strive to be swoogish one day
ABSOLUTE ART WORK!!!!! This is literally the best mug in the world. My entire family has one (wife, 2 daughters, and 3 sons). I would definitely recommend and place it as a mounoment.
Great mug, 100% recommend it for all family members! Best gift I’ve ever received!!!
Augustine would love the mis-spelling It should be Augustine's Laws. A great book - every engineer, programmer, project and programme manager should read. Based on experience of Defence and Space projects, and with lots of real data to support the tongue-in-cheek advice, it really has more value than all the System Engineering books I've never read. Can't wait to get a mug.
Weird text for a dad mug Why can i put Infantile Pillock on a mug for my dad? Pretty funny
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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