Gracie
She is quiet and shy at first, she hides her face and eyes with her beautiful luscious red hair. You look at her and your Speechless, you see your whole future flash before your eyes, she's everything you've ever wanted. She smiles and giggles and your whole heart just melts. She gets up everyday and gets ready and puts makeup on, but doesn't realize that she's the only girl in the world who doesn't need makeup cause she's perfect just the way she is. She takes your breath away, but at the same time She's a breath of fresh air, she's air itself, you can't live with out it. Your heart starts to beat faster then it ever has. Your mind is racing. She's Literally everything you ever wanted and needed and you wish you could have met her sooner. She's the most perfect human being in the world and you don't want anything bad to happen to her ever. She's the sun that rises and brightens up your day after a long night rest of dreaming of her. She's the moon that lightens up all the dark and bad things that ever happened to you. She's Life. She's your life. She's the most important thing that's ever happened in your history. You've gone 17 years trying to figure it out, but the second she walked in your life, you knew. You went 17 years with out her and you weren't ok but now you are ok, and you wanna spend another 17 years with her cause you can't go back to before her. There isn't a before her and there isn't a after. She's the last and rest of your life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
Pissah!
nice.
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
Give me the mug
give me mug
Best mug ever!
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
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