Government
No.1 arch-enemy of human rights, freedom, love and peace. Breeders of greed, hatred, death, human suffering, destruction of our Mother Earth (I am not a hippie btw) slavery and WAR! Ever since the birth of politics they have been hammering us into the ground, feeding us with false facts, mind-numbing entertainment, news stories that not even a sheep would believe anymore, and propaganda wherever we look, giving us a false sense of security, whilst they slowly, but maliciously, build up these walls around us, separating us into social classes who look at each other with contempt or jealousy. They also promise us more freedom and individual rights but breaking their promises, glance at terrible disasters; throw a few shillings for aid; then get back to the funding of more nuclear weapons; doing the things they tell us as children NOT to do, and tearing our poor Earth to shreds as they further tighten their grip on the sledgehammer of oppression. Well enough is ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF*CKING PIGS ON THIS MOTHERF*CKING PLANET! DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT!!! TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!! FOREVER!!! No, really. This is no joke anymore, people. I'M SERIOUS. F*ck the world's governments, turn your backs on them and embrace John Lennon's ideologies. You know it makes sense.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just what I expected! Thank you!

It's perfect!! Thank you!
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll

Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.

Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
shmunky Mug is elite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Highly recommend yeat !!!!
Good quality, not cheesy.
Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.

10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
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