Gothzilla
A minor internet celebrity and the third most violent otherkin known to man (the other 2 being Kenneth Eng and Robert H. Marko), Gothzilla is an angry, gay goth kid sporting a ponyhawk and a set of crusty, infected nipple rings, who thinks that he is a bipedal, orange dragon. Gothzilla is a modest dragon who only wants you to acknowledge his superiority and bow down before him. He has the modest dream of completely annihilating the human race, while getting disemboweled and anally raped by a bunch of bigger dragons. He makes art and videos which emphasize this. He confessed to attempted murder (a crime which was witnessed by over 50 people), but due to a technicality was never given a proper sentence and probably never will be.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
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