Gorp
to frantically swallow drugs. --- Longer definition Surreptitious oral ingestion of an entire quantity of illicit narcotics in one's possession is a practice frequently employed as a last resort to avoid apprehension by law enforcement authorities. Frequently, the quantity of chemicals consumed in this manner can pose a significant risk to health or could result in fatality. Derived from 'Gulp' in how the action is engaged in a single process, and how 'Gorp' is more linguistically pleasing when "Gulping a handful of pills" feels less aesthetically accurate than "Gorping a handful of pills". This method of ingesting paraphernalia can be employed as either a 'verb' or a 'noun'. In the latter case, it specifically designates the item being ingested by mouth, often referred to as "the gorp" when disposing of illegal substances in this fashion. Similar to the use of 'keister' in how the action of 'keistering' can also refer to the object being 'keistered'. However, these examples slightly diverge in how the buttocks, specifically the anus, can be referred to as 'the keister', whereas reference to the mouth should include a hyphenated word similar to 'hole' (i.e., a 'gorp-hole'). Caution: The practice of concealing evidence in order to evade possession charges carries a significant and severe level of risk and may result in unintentional overdose and potential fatality.
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