Gorning
"Gorning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged period of retaining ones feces, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his prostate. Since a gorning state can only be achieved after holding in feces for an extended period, the man's prostate will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps forcefully retaining, and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gorning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gorning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gorned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "gorn", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person. Gorning is NOT a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case). It is an ever evolving state of supreme consciousness.
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