GOOD WIFE
An actress wife who pretends to be good on the outside. The Good WIfe is usually passive agressive. Usually she is quiet would never say an inappropriate thing in front of anyone. However they are always sneaky, liars who BLOW LOUD when the doors are shut. A good wife nags a husband day in and day out and pretends to be the victim. She manipulates everyone and is never the victim she is the victimizer. Good wives spend so much time posing that they do nothing but pose. They are cold, calculating, moody, bitchy, phony, useless extremely lazy and privately very critical of everyone. They are adept at making up stories about other women they are jealous of-You won't catch them being what they are because they save the private hell for their husbands. Most of the time they choose a husband who has no idea how selfish and useless his wife is because he is feeling too guilty for running from her into the arms of anyone with a heart. The Good wife will always appear sweet, diplomatic and unusually calm. In real life they are nuts and tend to enjoy liquor secretly. The Good wife thinks appearing to be good makes her superior to other wives who are actually supportive and or working alongside their husbands. But by the time the good wife completes her smear campaign against anyone she is jealous of- the other woman looks like she is evil. Don't trust your instincts around the Good Wife!!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
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