golf
A game where you hit a white ball with a metal or wooden stick. certain *clubs* do certain things such as a driver which you do for the first shot. A sand wedge gets your ball otu of the sand but sometimes it doesnt move and you get fustrated as you drop shots hitting the ball out of the sand and then you go mad and decide to smash the club you are using. The scoring is wierd, you win if you are -10 and someone is -1 but if you are +5 and someone is -9 then you lose. You get par 3/4/5 which is howm any shots it shoudl take to get the ball in the hole. on a par 3 if you get it in 3 you get an equal which is nothing. a birdie is -1 eagle -2 albatros -3 and so on. bogey is +1 and so on. Usually for people (such as bosses) who spend more time on the courses than in the place they own. They usually drive around in golf carts and get someone to carry the clubs for them.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
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This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
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