Goldenkawk
Not to be confused with a Chinese New Year rooster. It's not a name, it's a status. This status is not just given to anyone, it's earned. You can earn your Goldenkawk status by bicycle-kicking a volleyball off the back of Tory's head or yelling at a tootsoonie threatening to kill you with his mango!! All joking aside, Goldenkawk has been known to distract his enemies with great success. The OPP has reported that Goldenhawk repeatedly distracted Fire Dog Willie with cappiccolla and mortadella during a security briefing with his platoon. Goldenkawk is to be considered kawked and loaded. Last known whereabouts: DRAMA CLASS 101; letting them rip on metal chairs after the teacher shut the lights off, PHYS-ED; telling the gymnist to "flip on out!" and ENGLISH; pulling the Kansas City Shuffle on poor Laura.. YOU KNEW YOUR WALKMAN BATTERIES WERE DEAD!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz
Fast service. Precisely what I ordered.
My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
The mug is great! I use it every morning for my coffee.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
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