Going Emo
What 15 year olds that think they have life hard do. I will explain how this process happens. step 1: Lay in your yard and think about all the things in this world that make you sad. step 2:Find something beautiful, observe it intensely. Then destroy it. step 3: find sufficient places to hide from bullies, who are often not only stronger, but smarter than emos, and that says a lot, because bullies are normally retarded. step 4: Sleep like a bat, because being an emo also means you are magically a vampire. step 5: Wear primarily black clothes to reflect the blackness of your soul. If you're not dark, you're not emo. step 6: Turn off your brain on a regular basis, while staring at random objects, But try not to drool, because that's disgusting. step 7: Express absolutely no happiness when taking part in otherwise enjoyable activities. step 8: Take every comedy sketch on YouTube seriously and prove what a douche you are by responding angrily in the comments. step 9: Rarely consume anything other than saltines and water so your brain shrivels to a near nothingness to increase how incredibly warped your perception of this world really is. step 10: Have a mental breakdown and change how you look on the outside to actively reflect what degree of a social retard you are on the inside. Congratulations. You are emo.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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