GOD Mug
The One you run too when your down and out and need help, but the same One you forget when things are going right. The One you ask to give you things you don't work at to get yourself then if its not on your time or the way you wanted it you denounce His existence. The one you blame for your mistakes or anything bad thats ever happened to you when you don't want to accept responsibility or even try to figure a way out, so you then waste your life sobbing and crying about a past issue when your future deteriorates because you dwell on it. The only one that will never leave you or forsake you regardless of your sin because he still Loves you and is simply waiting for you to come home. The only one who shows himself to you through people and events that happen to you when you KNOW it couldn't have been a coincidence. The one that comforts you through his words without even showing you his face but when you seek his face he still shows himself to you. The truth, the answer, peace happiness and success. GOD.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.