God Mug
The Creator of the Universe. However, God did not create evil. He is not to blame for your shortcomings or tribulations. Evil came with itself and satan when sin entered the world (through Eve and Adam eating of the forbidden tree). God put the tree in the Garden of Eden because He wanted Adam and Eve to have a choice in worshipping Him. He doesn't want mindless drones running around. A lot of Christians do not portray the life God wants them to live and they do condemn, but that is not God's fault. We're all human and we make mistakes. Why can't we accept that God knows that and is STILL willing to work with us. That's because He loves us that much. I have been at a point where I hated God. I realized God didn't have it in for me and now I am trying to be un-selfish and I share with those who will listen. I will not force my religion on you, for you will read this of your own accord, but I will tell you that He is not some big "evil pixie in the sky". God and evil don't even make sense when used in the same sentence. But please, not all Christians are hypocritical pigs who don't make sense. Don't put it against all of us. I don't judge you, for who am I to judge, so you shouldn't judge me either. Of course, we make mistakes. See, right now. You probably think I'm dumb, or brave if you agree. Or something else entirely.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!