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Really exists despite what alot of silly young people on the internet like to say to the contrary(emos!) \ / Alot of these same people talk about wars and deaths blah blah blah,but guess what? We die! - Everyone reading this is going to die at some point!!! - so don't be emo and diss God about it.You have a short amount of time to figure life out before you die.Being an emo and dissing God isn't the answer to your questions about life.Infact it's just pushing away all of the hard questions in favor of easy answers.You can either pursue all of the hard questions in life and find the hard answers in the bible,which is hard,or you can just do the easy thing that everybody does and say "god doesn't exist because the world is screwed up blah blah blah oh what an emo am i" and then the world will just continue to be as screwed up as ever.Guess what , the world has always been screwed up and always will be screwed up.People have always died whether there have been wars or not and they always will die whether there are wars or not. Why do people rape and harm others? That's a better question to ask yourself.Do you want to be one of those people who rapes and harms people because it makes YOU feel good? Maybe you want to be one of those people who is a dictator who causes wars? I'd rather follow God myself.Some people won't like your opinions and might even try and call you hateful or racist or something just for saying something that isn't politically correct.But just remember that they hate God and would rape someone just to get their own rocks off! They might as well be Saddam Hussein.You know society is goofy like that and tries to say that truly mean and vicious and hateful actions aren't that bad and shouldn't be punished but politically incorrect speech is hateful and intolerant and totally unforgiveable.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Word on front, definition on back
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It looks great. I couldn't have been happier

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It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.

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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!

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Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

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I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front

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girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend

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the urge to buy it and write cum on it

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Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!

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These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

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It’s a great way to store my pencils.

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I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son

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Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.

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Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.

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awesome. came just as ordered.

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Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok

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아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.

Kim Jong UnDec 1

I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.

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