GOAT
GOAT - Greatest Of All Time In 1963 the up and coming boxer Cassius Clay boasted: "I am the greatest!" Soon afterwards Clay converted to Islam and changed his name to Muhammad Ali. Muhammad Ali became The Greatest Of All Time and he was The Prettiest too (there was never a scratch on Muhammad Ali). Ali made all the rest of them look like bums. The problem was that the Almighty God of Islam, Allah, holds a claim over this title in Islamic Law which has gone undisputed for hundreds of years. The leader of the Nation Of Islam, Elijah Muhammad, told Muhammad Ali that he was obliged to say: "Allah is The Greatest!" This was clearly disputable by Ali and everyone knew it. Deep down Allah knew it too, Muhammad Ali was way too much for him to handle. Allah tried humiliating Ali in the ring when he got older but it never changed public opinion. Having found it impossible to defeat Ali in a fair fight, Allah resorted to wearing down the Greatest with a long term degenerative disease. It took him over thirty years. The bum, Allah, has since been allowed to retain the title 'The Greatest'. Muhammad Ali is now recognised as THE G.O.A.T.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
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