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The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club. Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question. First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Word on front, definition on back
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It was hilarious and I loved it

Spencer W.Feb 25

bloody fantastic. yes you found a real review that isn't from a bot!

shit f.Feb 25

So funny and fun to share. Great gift

Michelle B.Feb 25
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I have a persona/troll character on Roblox named: HaunCoolGamer, I bought this bc the actual definition of Haun totally fits Haun's brand.😎 10/10: Very epic.

Haun C.Feb 25

sicko mode mug bought this, great mug. would recommend to friends

sicko moseFeb 25

Good quality, not cheesy.

Gail L.Feb 24
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It’s an awesome mug

Claire L.Feb 23

it's great get it with the definition of your b and make it cuteee

Kevin J.Feb 23

Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.

Martin D.Feb 23
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Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.

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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.

Cary B.Feb 21
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¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!

SANDRA S.Feb 21
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I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back

Breea L.Feb 21
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You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.

Karl W.Feb 20
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!

Joseph S.Feb 20
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Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland

Deborah H.Feb 20
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Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)

dave p.Feb 19

Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.

Karen M.Feb 19
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Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

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